Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Where's my baby??

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Winter

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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