- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

why did the man die? he was shot

I like colin but not as much as apple

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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