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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

this site is an antijoke

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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