Justin Bieber

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Winter

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Obama

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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