Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

I Have a Black Friend

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

whats black and white? a zebra

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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