If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Scott Gomez

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Neil is a reterd.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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