Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Your Mom!!!

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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