What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Where's my tractor?

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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