What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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banana

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Your Mom!!!

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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