- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Politics

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

children burning

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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