- Anti Joke

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Where's my tractor?

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What's white and gluey Glue