- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Winter

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Obama

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

NEVER

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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