Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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