A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

YOLO

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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