- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

God. God.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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