How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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69 :)

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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YOLO

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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