- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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