Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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im at school

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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