- Anti Joke

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Obamacare

Vagina.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge