- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

I just drank a cola.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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