- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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