- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What is 1+1? It's 2!

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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