Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

racism...deal with it!

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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