Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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