- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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