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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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