what do gay people eat?? food

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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penis haha

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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