- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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