A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

what happens every day? People die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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