Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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