I Have a Black Friend

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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