What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

William wright is Gay

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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