- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

the love boat

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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