Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Bacon is delcious.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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