WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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how did the man die he didnt

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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