Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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refridgrator

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Lets go Yankees

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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