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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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