- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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