How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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