- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

suck my balls mr.garison

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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