Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

You see how lame this is?

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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