- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Justin Bieber.

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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