it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Womens rights

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Arron Glass

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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