How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Fat people.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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if you read this you are gay

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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