Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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black people. that is all...

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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if you read this you are gay

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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68

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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