When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

thumb_up thumb_down -43

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -151

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

thumb_up thumb_down +28

your mommy so gehto shes black

thumb_up thumb_down +26

68

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

thumb_up thumb_down

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

thumb_up thumb_down

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops