- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

how long has dibey got left like :)

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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