if you read this you are gay

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Anti Joke

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