- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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