A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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