why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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???????????? WTF?

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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