wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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if you read this you are gay

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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George Bush.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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