Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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