what do u call a apple a apple

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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