"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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captcha: all yer base

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

A women's opinion.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

mental kid

Jerry.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Anti Joke

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