When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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This joke is funny

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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