sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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