Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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i just pooped that is all!

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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