- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

My friend harris is fat.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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