- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

penis haha

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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