- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way