What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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penis haha

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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