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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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