What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What the hell are you doing?

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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poop

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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