look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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42, that is all

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Anti Joke

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