After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Anti Joke

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