2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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