A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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cancer

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Justin Bieber

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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