- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

you are a åsshole :)

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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