Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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