There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Hillary Clinton

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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