2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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