Obama

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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