- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Obamacare

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

cancer

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Female rights.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.