whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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British Dentistry

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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